Sunday is meant to be a holy day but this is ironically the day when we see the most shenanigans. Here are 6 types of churchgoers we can all relate.
1. The spouse hunter
This one usually goes to church because of the strong belief that the best wife/husbands are usually closest to the Almighty. Woe unto this one because there are 5 other types of churchgoers, and they are not necessarily the ideal material either
2. The Heathen
No regard for religion at all. Individuals in this category go to church because it is the flavor of the day. If church going is trendy at the moment, they will indeed attend, but will only stay for so long. An easy way to note the heathens is the mode of dressing. Although church has no official way of dressing, there is always a way to present yourself surely.
3. The hopeless faithful
Old-school men and women usually fall in this category. They have been attending church for as long as they can remember and have immense belief, not in the bible, but in that particular church. So much belief that they would sacrifice their finances and children (not literally) for the ‘good’ of the House of the Lord. They will go to church every Sunday just to make sure their offspring follow in the right path eventually.
“You know you are saved, when you make this face”
4. The showoff
Probably the worst of the worst. If they have an Audi Q6, be sure they will pull up with it in church, regardless of how short a distance the congregation area is from their home. Such individuals will try as much as possible to exhibit how ‘blessed’ they are, if it costs them a place in heaven.
